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The White House announced today that President Bush will be continuing his rockin' nation-wide tour, "BushBlitz 2005." Audiences will be hand-selected, so don't bother calling Ticket Master. Opening acts will be locally selected, so contact your Congressperson and Senators to find out who'll be blitzing your neighborhood! Bush Blitz 2005 is brought to you by Karl Rove, the Republican Party, Progress for America (Ameriquest gave $5 million, Amway gave $4 million), the Business Roundtable, the US Chamber of Commerce, and the National Association of Wholesale-Distributors, all well-known for thier interest in the public good and the protection of social progams.